Chidi: I don't need to read your file. I know you, and I love you. And I can't wait to spend eternity with you. I mean, obviously, we have a lot of work to do here, and then we both have to pass the test, but eventually we're gonna be together forever...
Eleanor: You have to read my file right now!
Chidi: What? I'm confused. Is this a game? Is it a sex game somehow?
Eleanor: I can't risk it. What if we spend half of eternity together and then you find out something that does change the way you feel about me and then you resent me for wasting half your eternity? No, it's better we just rip the Band-Aid off, and you read about all the bad stuff now when we're hot and heavy.
Chidi: Okay. I'll read your file. Can I finish reading about Oskar Schindler first?
Eleanor: That's who I got to follow? The list guy? You and I are so screwed, dude.