Judge: How are you guys surprised? I mean, what did you think was gonna happen if you won?
Michael: I don't know. I thought we could just give, like, give three points for eating an apple instead of two.
Tahani: Yes, why can't we just tweak the points a little? Just, you know, a little boost. Like Spanx, but for your soul.
Eleanor: Yes.
Judge: Guys, the problem isn't the points. It's that Earth has become too complicated for the points to reflect the value of human behavior. Remember? The whole thing you discovered? And now I have no choice but to fix it. Where did I put that human wiper outer thingy? Lip gloss, lip gloss, thing that ends all the wars, Justified Season 2.
Shawn: Wow, you won. And you still somehow failed. Classic. [laughs]