Brent: Man, crazy twist, huh? It's like something out of a Chip Driver novel.
Chidi: Leave me alone, Brent.
Brent: I'm kind of freaking out over here, man. You're my only real friend.
Chidi: I'm not your friend. I don't even like you.
Brent: But you helped me.
Chidi: Yeah, I did. Because I have this stupid moral code that forces me to help everyone. But you have never helped anyone because you don't care about other people, which is the bare minimum that a person has to do, just care a little about the other people around you, and you can't do it.
Brent: What are you trying to say here?
Chidi: You are a bad person.