Quote from Michael in Chidi Sees the Time-Knife
Judge: Hey! Butthead! You lie to my face, disrespect my orders, steal the only key to Earth, meddle with an already compromised timeline, kidnap the humans into a Janet's void, and now demand a meeting in the freakin' IHOP? I hate this place! Michael: I wouldn't have asked for a meeting if it weren't vitally important. And I promise, no more rule-breaking. Judge: [mockingly] Oh, yeah, really? Cool. 'Cause it kind of looks like you stole a book from Accounting! Michael: No more rule-breaking starting now.