Tahani: Why are we meeting there?
Michael: The Judge's powers are limited in the IHOP, so she can't just retire me on the spot. And I believe that when she hears what I've discovered about the points system, she'll take our side. If not, then we'll jump hrough a portal to another dimension, hope our molecules don't liquefy, and regroup from there. Excuse me. [puts hand through portal] Okay. Now watch your step.
Chidi: Hey, so... Yeah, so... I don't want to go in there.
Michael: I get that. Come here. Here are your options. Option number one...
[Chidi screams as Michael pushes him through the portal]
Eleanor: Cruel but necessary.