Tahani: Look at them. Whispering away like two Beefeaters on a tea break. I bet they're plotting against us.
Chidi: No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
Tahani: You do have feelings for her, don't you?
Chidi: Yes. But no. Please don't make me think about this again. My brain will break.
Tahani: I'm sorry, it's just that I have certain feelings for you. I don't mean to contribute to your misery. I'm sorry, I don't mean to contribute to your misery, it's just that I'm frightened. I don't have an actual soul mate. What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go and you're off with Real Eleanor? Whither Tahani?