Eleanor: Hey, boss. So you fixed the sinkhole.
Michael: Yup, good as new. Crisis averted. Everybody have a wonderful day, because I fixed the sinkhole. [quietly to Eleanor] I didn't fix the sinkhole.
Eleanor: Sorry?
Michael: I tried and I tried, but nothing worked. And then all of a sudden... this morning, out of the blue, it just... whoop! It just closed over.
Eleanor: Huh. How 'bout that? Well, as your assistant, I officially declare this good news.
Michael: No, this is terrible news! I have no idea what caused it, Eleanor. And no idea what fixed it. I want you to come to my office first thing in the morning. You and I are gonna find this problem.