Michael: [recording] Attempt number 803 of my new project. This is the one. I can feel it. I'm ready. And here we go. [sings] Riding on a groovy wave of love I'm going for a cosmic ride Surf the freaky purple vibes of love The marshmallow cat Is inside [talks] "The marshmallow cat is inside?" That's what I wrote? That's meaningless. Janet.
Janet: [appears] Hi, there. How's the songwriting going?
Michael: I'm completely lost here, and I can't do the stupid E chord.
Janet: Would you like a magic guitar that plays all the notes for you? It's the number one request among men over 50 who have gotten in here.
Michael: No, the whole point is to learn how to do stuff without using afterlife magic. You know, maybe keep it on deck. I don't know, whatever.
Janet: We should go, by the way. We're gonna be late.
Michael: [chuckles] Oh, where does the time go? [sings] Surfing the freaky purple