[flashback:]
Chidi: So obviously my parents loved you.
Allessandra: I'm so glad. They're great. We have to break up.
Chidi: Uh, wait. What? Why?
Allessandra: I've been feeling this way for a while now. It's just... why are we together?
Chidi: Because it... It makes sense. I mean, you like Kant. I like Kant.
Allessandra: We're not a book group.
Chidi: I mean, but we're not not a book group. Okay, if there's a problem with our relationship, there is an answer that will solve it. So, let's hit the library.
Allessandra: You wanna use philosophy? How about David Hume? "Reason is and ought only to be a slave to the passions." You know, emotions, desires, feelings. Do you have any of those?
Chidi: Of course I have feelings. I... I have strong feelings for... for you and... and what we have, and right now, I will show you... How Kant refuted most of Hume's central theses.
Allessandra: Oh, my God.