Simone: Soul mates? That's what Eleanor said, that we're soul mates?
Chidi: Yep. Pretty neat, huh? I think it's pretty neat. Do you think it's pretty neat, intensely, forever?
Simone: Chidi, I really like you. But I don't think we're soul mates. Because I don't think soul mates actually exist.
Chidi: Right. Right, right. Right?
Simone: Think rationally. Isn't it weird that she only told one of us that we're soul mates?
Chidi: Is it odd? Yes. Does it mean that Eleanor's motives are questionable? Also, yes. But does it suggest that she wasn't being truthful? Yes. Okay, I'm starting to see your point.
Simone: Whoa.
Chidi: What does that mean? Why is it only four of us? Why not Tahani and Jason? Why are there emojis? I mean, one of them's party hat guy. I mean, that's good, right? He's friendly. It's better than thermometer guy or angry cat or smiling poop coil.
Simone: Okay, we have to get back to the party before Eleanor and Michael notice we're missing.
Chidi: Great plan. Let's kiss. Sorry, still thinking about the soul mate thing. Let's go.