Brent: Hey, there they are! Charlie's Angels. Ooh. So did you finish the book? What did you think?
Tahani: Well, very interesting word choices. I've definitely never seen the word "pants-tent" used so many times.
Brent: Yeah, I kind of just felt like, in that moment, that that's what the Surgeon General would say. What else? Let's hear some more complos. Compliments. For when you introduce me.
Simone: Just writing a book is an amazing accomplishment.
Brent: You bet your butt it is. The story is incredible, too. I mean, Chip solves the mystery on page ten. Greatest detective ever! So hop on up there and just speak from the heart about how it's your favorite book ever.
Simone: Actually, I have to say, um... the Scarlett Pakistan character is clearly based on Tahani, and it's not exactly flattering.
Brent: Not flattering? I said she's got huge ones. Ultimate complo!
Michael: Yeah, say there, Brent, remember our conversation about making mistakes and how the most important shot is the next one?
Brent: Hang on a second. You guys agree with her? Unreal! I didn't ask to get yelled at by the PC police. You know, I was gonna give you 10% off the cover price. But now you're gonna have to pay the full 65 bucks like everybody else.
Michael: There's no money here.
Brent: The book event is cancelled because of these mean women.