Gwendolyn: Two humans and a Neutral Janet crying? In the Good Place? I've never been suspicious of anyone, but I think that's about to change.
Tahani: Oh, no reason to be suspicious, I promise you, we've done nothing untoward.
Eleanor: [enters] What's up, fart-faces? Chidi and I just had sex in a closet.
Gwendolyn: Michael, have you all been lying to me this whole time? That upsets me! I'm gonna try to shake my fist at you. Oh, gosh darn it. I have no choice, I have to turn you in to the Judge.
Michael: Don't bother, I already did.