Trevor: [laughs] Oh, don't you butt-necks ever give up?
Janet: No, and what are you even doing in a bathroom? You're a demon, you don't... need it.
Trevor: I like the smells. And I like putting my hands in the toilet so everything I touch gets a little bit of poop on it. Hey, you guys see what I did out there? I am so good, I got Eleanor to leave a bar... early! Chidi's melting down, Jason and Tahani just left together. If they hook up, she's on the first private jet out of here. This was too easy!
Michael: Gonna take a lot more than that to break up this group. Why don't you give up, Trevor? As long as we're here, you'll never succeed.
Trevor: Maybe, but how long will that take? I mean, at some point the Judge will find out that you're not in your little room watching ticker tape. Right? Tick, tick, tick, tick. But hey, may the worst demon win. Good luck, Mikey. [they shake hands] Ha, poop hands.
Michael: Oh.
Trevor: I can't believe you fell for that!