Quote from Tahani in Everything is Bonzer!
Assistant: Publisher says you'll hit 2 million copies sold by next week. Your 582 Questions With video was nominated for a BAFTA. Tahani: That's fun. Assistant: Also, they want you for Oprah. Tahani: Oprah is off the air. Assistant: No, they want you to take over for Oprah. Also, this investor wants to meet you. I checked him out, he's legit.