Eleanor: Look, this isn't about Chidi not being able to take a joke. This is about you. You're doing what I used to do. You're pulling an Eleanor.
Michael: Posting my cousin's credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired? [both chuckle]
Eleanor: I forgot I did that. No. [clears throat] No. Pulling an Eleanor in this case is lashing out when you feel like a failure. You couldn't hack the classes. They made you feel dumb and small, so you took it out on the teacher.
Michael: You think I feel dumb and small? I'm an eternal being who can see in nine dimensions. I can see from your aura that you're about to fart quietly and then lie about it. And please don't, because I can also see what you ate today.
Eleanor: Dude, you can bluster and insult all you want... also classic Shellstrop moves, by the way... but deep down you know I'm right.
Michael: Whatever. Eventually Chidi will get over it.
Eleanor: Ah! [laughs] Leaving it up to the other person to be the grown-up... yet another classic Shellstrop move. [chuckles] You and I are really very similar. What does that say about me? Ugh. Look, bro, it's 100% on you to make this up to him.