Jason: And, um, Janet, you're not gonna rat us out, right?
Janet: Well, Jason, I've been thinking about this a lot over the last 1.3 milliseconds. I'm not allowed to lie, but my purpose is to make humans happy. And since you're the only actual humans here, I'm on board for whatever fun little schemes you guys come up with.
Eleanor: Okay, bring it in. Team huddle. The Bad Place is about to be outsmarted by a cowardly traitor, four dum-dums, and a robot.
Janet: Not a robot.
Eleanor: We can do this. Team Cockroach on three. One, two, three.
All: Team Cockroach!
Jason: Bobcats! I still think that's better.