Eleanor: Mindy St. Clair's is fake, I bet.
Michael: No, the Medium Place is real. So annoying how you managed to slip away from me all those times.
Chidi: Why even tell us about any real thing? Why not just lie about all of it?
Michael: Lies are always more convincing when they're closer to the truth.
Eleanor: That's true. I crashed a lot of open bar weddings as Eileen Shelbourne. Even dated a groomsman for a few months. So I had to keep the name, and he got Eileen tattooed on his neck.
Tahani: Seriously?! How are she and I in the same place?
Eleanor: Oh, get over yourself.