Jason: Hey, um... why don't you want me to see Janet? I'm a good guy. All I want is to give Janet the life she deserves.
Michael: Janet is not built for human life, and I'm not sure you're much of a provider. Do you even remember how you died?
Jason: No, not really. It's a little fuzzy.
Michael: You and your friend Pillboi were trying to rob a restaurant.
Jason: Pillboi!
Michael: And then the cops showed up.
[flashback:]
Police Officer: So the plan was to pretend to install a safe with your friend hiding inside it. He pops out, steals the money from the restaurant, gets back in the safe, then you come in and uninstall it.
Pillboi: I refuse to discuss my fifth amendment rights until I concur with your attorney.
Police Officer: Sure. Look, we found your buddy's plans. We know he was the... brains. You were just an accomplice. If you're lucky, you might get probation. Jason going to jail?
Police Officer: No, man. Jason's dead. He suffocated in that safe. There were no air holes. Plus he did a bunch of whippits while he was in there, which couldn't have helped.
Pillboi: At least he died doing what he loved... a bunch of whippits. Now he's never gonna get the life he truly deserved.
Police Officer: Eh, I think he got roughly what he deserved.