Margaret: [on TV] [upper-class British accent] You have a fine home, Deirdre... I absolutely adore your chaise.
Deidre: [on TV] [Cockney accent] I don't know bugger all about a chaise... I been using this as a bloody toilet, I have. [Tahani laughs]
Eleanor: What's this show called, again?
Tahani: It's Deirdre and Margaret. It ran for 16 years on the BBC. They did nearly 30 episodes. It's about two women from very different worlds who become friends, sort of like us.
Margaret: [on TV] Oh, Deirdre, no! That's priceless art!
Deidre: [on TV] I thought it was fruit, innit?
Tahani: [laughs] Deirdre.
Eleanor: I take it the moron is me?
Tahani: Well, it's not a direct parallel.