Michael: Thank you for gathering, everyone. I want to keep you all updated. Here's what we know. Someone slaughtered Janet.
Chidi: Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Eleanor: Okay, easy.
Michael: I assume that this horrifying act is somehow related to the other issues we've had here. It also means that the problems in this neighborhood are not 100% my fault. There is something else at work here. If anyone has any information about any of this, I beg you, tell me.
Eleanor: Hey, I love you, man. [stands up] Michael... the problem in the neighborhood... is me. [all gasp] I was brought to the Good Place by mistake. I'm not supposed to be here.