Michael: [on TV] [alarm blares] Good afternoon. As you all may remember, a sinkhole recently opened up in the town center. The situation, sadly, has worsened. Starting right now, no one may go outside under any circumstances. Leaving your homes could result in catastrophic damage, to you and to the very fabric of the universe. Okay, bye.
Eleanor: [to Chidi] Or we could both just stay here.