Sophia Quote #2034

Quote from Sophia in Old Boyfriends

Sophia: I just want you to know, Marvin, since this is our fourth date, I wouldn't blame you if you tried to steal a little kiss.
Marvin: That's because you're very understanding.
Sophia: Maybe I'm being a little too subtle here. Give me your hand, Marvin. Now, what do you feel?
Marvin: A MedicAlert tag?
Sophia: It's my heart. Can't you feel it pounding?
Dorothy: [entering] Would anyone here care for an-
Sophia: Get out! Get out! Get out!

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Sophia: The guy from the ad will be here any second. How do I look?
Dorothy: Ma, you forgot to zip up your dress.
Sophia: I didn't forget. He's probably got arthritis. Why make it any harder?

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Dorothy: What is going on here?
Sophia: I'm looking through the personals to find myself a man. Remember what that is, Dorothy? It's an animal, kind of like a woman, except that it's got a-
Dorothy: Ma!

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Sophia: No visible means of life support. I like that in a man.