Sophia Quote #2030

Quote from Sophia in Old Boyfriends

Sarah: I'm afraid there's been a mistake. We're here to see Sophia Petrillo.
Dorothy: Oh, won't you come in?
Sophia: Are you Marvin from the ad?
Sarah: Yes, he is. And are you Sophia?
Sophia: Well, he doesn't look like he'll kill me. Yeah, I'm Sophia, and only one little question remains. Who the hell are you?
Sarah: I'm Sarah, Marvin's sister. Marvin, don't you have something for Sophia?
Marvin: Here.
Sophia: Hey, it talks.

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 ‘Old Boyfriends’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: The guy from the ad will be here any second. How do I look?
Dorothy: Ma, you forgot to zip up your dress.
Sophia: I didn't forget. He's probably got arthritis. Why make it any harder?

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Dorothy: What is going on here?
Sophia: I'm looking through the personals to find myself a man. Remember what that is, Dorothy? It's an animal, kind of like a woman, except that it's got a-
Dorothy: Ma!

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Sophia: No visible means of life support. I like that in a man.