Sophia Quote #740
Quote from Sophia in Blanche's Little Girl
Sophia: [on the phone] Uh-huh. Yeah. Right. 6:00 at Mildred's. We're putting together a list of demands to present to that scuzzball, McCracken. Good. Oh, and, Edna, bring some sherry. Nobody bought that glaucoma story when you whipped out that reefer last time. No. No, you can't put it in brownies. I said no reefers. Okay? Good-bye.
Rose: You know, Sophia, the problems you're having at work remind me of something that happened in St. Olaf.
Sophia: Please, dust reminds you of something in St. Olaf. I got work to do.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Blanche's Little Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Wait, McCracken. Before you begin, I wanna tell you something. I'm no novice when it comes to negotiations.
Mr. McCracken: Oh, really?
Sophia: Let me tell you a story. Picture it: Sicily, 1922. An attractive peasant girl, who has saved her lira, embarks on a glorious vacation to a Crimean resort on the Black Sea. For weeks, she frolics at the seaside resort and enjoys the company of many young men, all of whom adore her.
Edna: All of them?
Sophia: Shut up, Edna. I work alone. All of them. When it's time to return to Sicily, three different suitors beg her to stay. But she can't decide who to choose, so she chooses none of them. But she agrees to meet with them at the same resort many years later. To her trio of suitors, that eventful gathering was referred to as "Rendezvous With Sophia." But to the rest of the world, it was better known as the Yalta Conference.
Quote from Rose
Rose: Boy, I remember when I was a little girl when we'd get depressed. Grandma could always cheer us up. She'd take out her dentures and she'd take a healthy swig from the aquarium, and then she'd put a flashlight under her chin and we could watch the goldfish swim from cheek to cheek. We could've watched it all day. But visiting hours were only from 10 to 4.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Now I understand why she's sleeping in Blanche's bed. We know it can support the weight of an average female and two Venezuelan soccer players.