Derek: I'm Derek. The pleasure is mine.
Blanche: Derek, listen, before we go any further, there's somethin' I have to know.
Derek: Yes?
Blanche: Are the English really as bad in bed as they say?
Derek: Well, we're not insatiable like the Germans, if that's what you mean, but we do have compensating qualities.
Blanche: Such as?
Derek: We're not the French. Bloody frogs. Terrible people.