Quote from Blanche in Mother Load
Blanche: [groans] [moans] Oh, my, my, my, my, my! Dorothy: Why do I feel the need to bathe? Rose: So, how was it, Blanche? Blanche: Oh, you might as well ask me to describe the glory of the Great Smoky Mountains as they rise from the mist of a Carolina dawn. Dorothy: They went to a sleazy motel. Blanche: Or the colors of the monarch butterfly, spreading its wings as it emerges from the miracle of the cocoon. Dorothy: She got him to pay for half the room. Blanche: Or the sturdy cypress reaching heavenward, tall and mighty and proud! Dorothy: That one I think is pretty self-explanatory.