Quote from Sophia in Charlie's Buddy
Dorothy: Ma, if you didn't like the dress, you should have just told me.
Sophia: Hey, I was trying to be helpful.
Dorothy: Asking if it came with a sign saying "Wide Load" is not being helpful. I will never ever take you shopping with me again.
Sophia: Fine, I'll shop at the mall by myself. Then I'll be able to pee when I'm good and ready.