Blanche: Sophia, listen, how about this one? "Elderly white male with broken hip seeks elderly white female. I am into massages, bran muffins and the book Final Exit. Please respond quickly, or I'll do it. I swear I will."
Sophia: Too much pressure. Moving on.
Blanche: Okay, here's another good one. "Recent widower seeks widow. I am handsome, intelligent, and possess great style. I am also incontinent but have learned to laugh about it."
Sophia: Well, that's a keeper.