Quote from Sophia in From Here to the Pharmacy
Security Guard: Mmm? I caught this old lady assaulting a man over the last tube of Preparation H. The tube broke and it's all over aisle 7. I detained her for scooping up the rest of the ointment and putting it in her purse. Blanche: Sophia! Sophia: Oh, big deal. The other guy got away scot-free, and he wriggled in it.