Blanche: Oh, wait just a minute. This whole thing is a trick, isn't it? You're just tryin' to make us think you're goin' out with Dr. Kagan.
Dorothy: I am not lying. You're just jealous about the fact that I have a date on a Saturday night and you don't.
Blanche: Saturday night? Kids' stuff. Get lucky on a Tuesday morning, then call me.
Dorothy: I guess I'm just not attracted to crossing guards.
Blanche: Dorothy, a guy sets a folding chair up in front of my house, I want to know more.