Quote from Blanche in Stand by Your Man
Blanche: Rose, the answer is no. Rose: That's not fair. Last week, you got to keep the boxboy who followed you home. Blanche: There, you see? You don't need a dog. If you're lonely, get yourself a man. Rose: I don't want a man. I just wanna come home from work and have someone jump up on my lap, lick my face and fetch a ball when I throw it. Blanche: You can get a man to do that.