Quote from Sophia in Twice in a Lifetime
Sophia: Oh, here's my roomie. Hi, Malcolm. Malcolm: Who's Malcolm? Sophia: You are. Malcolm: OK. Dorothy: Ma, he's a man. I didn't know you moved in with a man. Sophia: What difference does it make? He's over 100 years old. I'm not sure he knows I'm a woman. Malcolm: I think Amos and Andy are on the wireless tonight. What do you say we stay home and laugh our asses off? Sophia: Malcolm, I told you I'm going out with the girls tonight. Malcolm: Yeah, you always were the ladies' man, Tommy.