Sophia: Oh, here's my roomie. Hi, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Who's Malcolm?
Sophia: You are.
Malcolm: OK.
Dorothy: Ma, he's a man. I didn't know you moved in with a man.
Sophia: What difference does it make? He's over 100 years old. I'm not sure he knows I'm a woman.
Malcolm: I think Amos and Andy are on the wireless tonight. What do you say we stay home and laugh our asses off?
Sophia: Malcolm, I told you I'm going out with the girls tonight.
Malcolm: Yeah, you always were the ladies' man, Tommy.