Dorothy: What's wrong, Blanche?
Blanche: Nobody gives a damn about this Save the Wetlands thing. I sat in our booth of ours at the mall for three hours. Not one soul came by and asked for information. What we need is some kind of swamp gimmick, like "Guess how many leeches are in the jar."
Dorothy: I don't think so, Blanche.
Blanche: All right, then. All right. How about a celebrity auction?
Sophia: Hey, if you could buy a celebrity at an auction, I'd be showering every morning with Trini Lopez.
Dorothy: Ma, I didn't know you liked Trini Lopez.
Sophia: I don't, but who can I afford on a fixed income?