Salvadore: So, how are things?
Sophia: "How are things?"! Sal, talk to me. How are you? What's new? What's heaven like?
Salvadore: You know, everyone thinks heaven is right above. Actually, it's a little more to the left.
Sophia: What's God like?
Salvadore: Nice. You should see his car! Oh, before I forget, Gladys says hello.
Sophia: You fooling around with Gladys?
Salvadore: Of course not. Gladys is going out with Charlemagne.