Dorothy: Girls, you will never guess who I just got off the phone with.
Sophia: Trudy McMann, your best friend from high school. She's coming to Miami for your high-school reunion.
Rose: Sophia, that's incredible. You must have ESP.
Sophia: No. I have a phone extension in my bedroom.
Dorothy: Ma, how many times do I have to tell you not to listen in on my conversations?
Sophia: About twice a year. Like your phone is ringing off the hook. Like you got such a full social calendar. You're the only person who ever got a refund on call waiting.