Abe: Oh, uh, one more thing. Your boyfriend was looking for you.
Sophia: Sam? He wheeled himself out here just to see me?
Abe: Yeah. I don't get it. He must see a side of you that's hidden from the rest of the world. Like the dark side of the moon.
Sophia: You're just jealous because you know you can never have me. [to onlookers] What's wrong, you don't watch General Hospital? This place is a passion pit.