Rose: Wow! Dinner out with the girls! Oh, let's really get crazy. We'll eat Chinese and use forks. I know, I know! We'll pretend it's one of our birthdays and screw 'em out of a cake. Boy, if I wasn't going, I'd really be jealous of me. But I am going, so it's all irrelevant.
Dorothy: Rose, did I hit you too hard before?
Rose: No, not at all. I'm trying a new hairspray and it absorbs most of the impact.