Quote from Dorothy in My Brother, My Father
Sophia: I love your toupee, Stanley. Is it new? Stan: Yeah. The guy at the shop calls it the Dan Rather model. You think it makes me look more intellectual? Dorothy: Oh, absolutely. By the way, Stanley, your fly is open. Stan: I'm so embarrassed. Dorothy: Don't worry about it. I hear that Dan Rather has the same problem. That's why he sits behind a desk.