Dorothy: So, tell us about the cooking contest.
Sophia: The competition was fierce. It came down to my mussels marinara, and Louise Pallito's chicken cacciatore.
Dorothy: Louise Pallito? Isn't she the one who brags about being Al Capone's piano teacher?
Sophia: True. 103 years old. Anyway, the judges voted. It was a flat-footed tie. That's when it went into sudden death.
Dorothy: And?
Sophia: I just told you, it was sudden death. Louise couldn't take it. She keeled over. Kaput! The funeral is on Saturday.
Rose: Sophia, that's terrible.
Sophia: You think that's bad? Guess who I volunteered to give the eulogy?