Quote from Sophia in One for the Money
[flashback:] Dorothy: Girls, this time I think we have really hit the jackpot. Blanche: Oh, me too. This wedding consulting business is the smartest thing we've ever done. Rose: I don't know. I'm a little nervous about tomorrow. I've never cooked for 300 people. Sophia: Please, in Sicily, we did it all the time. And we didn't have the modern conveniences you have today. We had to slaughter our own meat, prepare our own seasonings, and, if the food wasn't perfect, after cappuccino, they shot the cook. Dorothy: Ma, you're making that up. Sophia: No, I'm not. Why do you think there are only two guys from Italy?