Sophia: Where have you been? You know what time it is?
Alvin: 9:00.
Sophia: In your dreams. You take the wrong bus again? Never mind, you didn't miss anything.
Alvin: What do you think you're doing?
Sophia: I think I'm crocheting but to tell you the God's honest truth, I wouldn't swear to it.
Alvin: This is my seat. You're sitting in my seat.
Sophia: Excuse me, I didn't know your eighty-year-old butt was so sensitive.
Alvin: [loudly] I sit in this seat every day. You got no right sitting in my seat!
Sophia: Relax! I'm moving.
Alvin: You're always doing this kind of thing. You're never thinking about anybody but yourself.
Sophia: What are you talking about?
Alvin: You know what I'm talking about. I didn't take the wrong bus. That dumb-ass driver went the wrong way. A different way, and you know it!
Sophia: What the hell's the matter with you? Alvin. Alvin!