Dorothy: Rose, in my opinion, it is time to say bye-bye to Mr. Longfellow and Elvis. I mean, what's the use of having a garage sale if we can't part with anything?
Man: How much for this hockey stick?
Dorothy: $1100.
Blanche: Dorothy!
Dorothy: This isn't an ordinary hockey stick. Bobby Hull used this. This is a piece of history.
Blanche: It's a piece of junk. And the price tag says four dollars.
Dorothy: Four fifty.
Man: I'll take it.
Dorothy: Uh, OK, but listen. Before you go, come into the house with me. I'll show you the kind of wood oil that I use on it.