Rose: Would you be interested in going to an outdoor concert tonight?
Lily: Oh, you couldn't drag me out of this house tonight. St. Elsewhere's on. That's my favorite program. I never miss it.
Blanche: You still watch television?
Lily: Well, I don't really watch it. I just pretend it's radio.
Sophia: We don't exactly watch it, either. With our crummy TV, we get two channels at once. For a while there, I thought Benson was having an affair with Miss Ellie.