Blanche: Everybody, I want you to meet my friend, Tommy Cochran. Sit down, Tommy. Tommy's a writer. According to the New York Times, he is the most exciting new novelist to come along since Mr.
Norman Mailer. We met in the park last week. I was sitting there, reading Tommy's latest book and he came over and offered to autograph it for me. We've just been inseparable ever since.
Waiter: Hey, Cochran! What are you sitting with the guests for? It's time to serve the main course!
Tommy: You want me to come back after dessert?
Blanche: No.
Tommy: Do I have to give back the $25?
Blanche: Yes.
Tommy: I don't think that's fair.
Blanche: Then give me ten and get out of here.