Dorothy: Oh! David, clean up this mess, then go to bed.
David: Hey, why don't you clean up the mess yourself? I mean, what's the big deal? We were just having some fun. You know that those happen to be my friends you just threw out? You know, this really stinks. What am I supposed to do for the next two weeks, just sit around and listen to your arteries harden?
Blanche: You stop that!
Dorothy: You know something? I am having a real problem with your attitude!
David: Oh, really? Well, you can all just kiss my attitude!
[Sophia slaps David across the face]
Dorothy: Ma.
Sophia: Well, you wouldn't let me get the melon baller, so I improvised.
Blanche: Is that all you Italians know how to do, scream and hit?
Sophia: No, we also know how to make love and sing opera.