Blanche: How'd it go, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Awful. When I told everyone at the club that Bob Hope wasn't going to be in the show, they actually booed me. I've never been so humiliated in my entire life.
Sophia: Aw, come on. You've been humiliated plenty. Remember when you tried out for cheerleading in high school?
Dorothy: Ma, why do you constantly look for ways to amuse yourself at my expense?
Sophia: Because we don't have cable, and I can't crochet. This is who I am, Dorothy. Learn to live with it or medicate me.