Sophia: I'm glad you're all here. I want you to try something. Here, taste this. What do you think?
Blanche: It's water.
Sophia: I didn't ask you to identify it, I asked you what you thought.
Rose: It's good.
Sophia: Just good?
Dorothy: Very good.
Sophia: How would you describe the taste?
Blanche: Refreshing, clear, clean.
Sophia: Would you buy this water?
Rose: Sure, why not?
Dorothy: Absolutely.
Sophia: We're rich. We're rich. It comes from the hose out back. Move over Perrier, Petrillo water is on the way.
Dorothy: Ma.
Sophia: I know what you're gonna say. Another one of my get-rich-quick schemes. This is different. I've been working on this since noon.