Barry Quote #1475
Quote from Barry in Grand Theft Scooter
Erica: You called us out on all our B.S. And it's what we needed.
Barry: My sister's pretty awesome, and it makes me insecure. Like worrying maybe I won't make it as a doctor.
Erica: And even though he's a giant goofball, sometimes I feel the same way. I lash out at him when, really, I should be going to him for help.
Barry: I'm gonna help her study for the LSAT.
Erica: Yeah, I kinda blew off studying because I was scared that if I tried, I still wouldn't do well.
Barry: Yeah, but we know that's not true. I'm gonna help her crush that test.
Geoff: This is great. It's all I ever wanted.
Barry: Well, here's something else. [pulls out gold tray]
Erica: For your courageous work above and beyond the call of duty. You're our hero, Geoffrey Schwartz.
Geoff: This is so thoughtful. I, of course, need to return this because it's stolen property, but...
Erica: Of course.
Barry: We gave you a chore.
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Erica: There's my favorite person who definitely doesn't smell like the towel that you use to dry the dog.
Barry: Actually, sister, what you're smelling is the musk of dominance. 'Cause I just crushed the MCAT.
Geoff: Nice, Bar!
Barry: It is nice. I now have my pick of med schools. And everyone in this mall will be a flea on my rump if I were a horse. Unless they're my patient, in which case, they'd be the salt lick to my horse and get the best care money can buy.
Geoff: Got a little lost in the horse talk, but all sounds great, I think.
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Barry: Welcome, dear family. Thank you all for coming. Yesterday I didn't properly celebrate my sister's heroism. So in her honor, I present this feast. Enjoy.
Naked Rob: Weird assortment of foods, Big Tasty.
Barry: I know.
Matt: Gobstoppers, hot dogs, marshmallows, giant carrot pieces...
Andy: Um, are these by chance the foods one might be most likely to choke on?
Barry: Oh, don't be silly. Now, who wants a genetically engineered extra-large table grape?
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Barry: Andy, elephant grape?
Andy: No, thanks.
Barry: Is it because you have a baby mouth?
Andy: I don't have a baby mouth. No, I just ate.
Barry: Was it a jar of Gerber's pureed ham because of your aforementioned baby mouth?
Andy: No. And they puree ham?
Barry: They puree everything. Ravioli, stew, Texas Roadhouse prime rib. It's a great era to be a baby.
Andy: Yeah, that seems way wrong.
Barry: What's way wrong is you're afraid to eat these adult-sized fruit treats.