Barry Quote #1703
Quote from Barry in Bev to the Future
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was 1980-something, and Barry and Joanne had been living together for a while now, but had finally put their own special stamp on the place.
Barry: Welcome to the homestead! We made some changes since you were here last.
Erica: Is that an arcade claw machine where the sofa should be?
Joanne: Ahem, that's a skill crane to sharpen my baby's surgical skills.
Barry: For instance, this morning, I extracted a plush dolphin on the third try. That could someday be somebody's infected spleen.
Geoff: In that case, three suddenly seems like too many tries.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Bev to the Future’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] To prove that they were a serious couple, Barry and Joanne decided to have a serious adult dinner party, or at least their version of one.
Barry: Good eventide, dear guests.
Erica: Sorry, we're here to see my nut so brother.
Barry: How droll. May I take your coats?
Linda Schwartz: He sees that we're not wearing any, doesn't he?
Lou Schwartz: I'm not sure what's happening.
Geoff: Nice suit, Bar. Where are the rest of the Blues Brothers?
Barry: What a pleasant bon mot, dearest friend, Geoffrey. I purchased this at Macy's, in the adult section.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: "Enchanted Waters"? Isn't that from that time travel movie we just watched with, um, Marcus J. Frogs?
Adam: You know what? It's your night. I'll give you that.
Quote from Barry
Barry: What the hell, JTP? Why are we not taken seriously?
Andy: Well, in the last presidential election, you both wrote in Spuds MacKenzie.
Barry: Yeah. He's a Beltway outsider who understands our generation.
Naked Rob: The only thing in your guys' freezer is a dozen snowballs.
Barry: For a summer sneak attack on those smug sixth graders down the block.
Matt: And you both literally fall down laughing whenever I mention my grandma's angina.
Barry: [chuckles] To lighten the mood.